*Remember this when a cop tells you that he or she is your friend:

  • Friends do not put friends in jail.
  • Friends do not arrest friends.
  • Friends do not lie against you in court.
  • Friends do not put you in prison.
  • Friends do not shoot you when you approach their car at night.
  • Friends do not shoot you in the back of the head at traffic stops.
  • Friends do not withhold exculpatory evidence at your trial.